A Classic moment occurred at bedtime.
The conversation went like this….
“Mummy” says Luke.
“Yes, Luke” I reply.
“Someone at school said their mummy told them that if you play with your willy, it’ll fall off…”
“Right…” I say (tries to stop laughter erupting)
“So if I do that, will it fall off and turn into girl bits? Is that what happens to girls, they all played with their willies so much they all fell off and that’s how girls are made?” he asks.
“Erm, well, no, not exactly Luke. Oh, listen, your brother is crying, I’ll be back in a bit to tuck you in…” I say hastily.
(runs out of room to laugh into my pillow and write down on here that exact conversation ready for his best man to use one day at his wedding…)