Not really a proper blog post as such but this was so funny I just had to record it down on my blog…
We went out today, me and the boys, to Virginia Water Lake. It’s a stunning place about 20 minutes from us.
The focal point of Virginia Water is the lake. It is a man-made lake, construction started in 1746 and it was designed by William, Duke of Cumberland who was ranger of the park at the time. It went on to become, essentially, a royal playground, full of grand designs, unusual architectural features and scenic vistas. It makes up part of Windsor Great Park and was often frequented by Queen Victoria so she could entertain on its shores.
Anyhow, I’ve digressed again, back to what I was going to tell you all…
Whilst out for our walk, my eldest asked (obviously) if he could play Pokemon Go. I said of course and he waited for my phone to load the game up.
As the game loaded, he began searching the map for some Poke Stops (places you can collect more Poke balls to trap the Pokemon according to my 8 year old…) that were nearby.
In his biggest, loudest, outdoor voice he then said…
“Mummy! There is a Poke Stop here! Vagina water lake is a Poke Stop!”
I am now in pieces, laughing at him shouting out Vagina water in front of a group of mums with their newborn bundles, and some OAP’s who were out for a leisurely stroll.
“It’s Virginia Water honey, not vagina”.
“Oh. So what’s a vagina then?”
…cue a chat about lady gardens whilst walking around the actual gardens.