Tasmanian Toddler: 1 – Mummy’s Cheekbone: 0
…is was charged at by said Toddler like he was a Tasmanian Devil on Red Bull.
I didn’t stand a chance.
I think his head is made from Titanium.
My cheekbone clearly isn’t.
Where’s the ice…not for my cheek, I might put some in a glass and have a gin.