I’m coming to realise part of my hatred for Peppa Pig may be due to jealousy.
Yesterday, in 30 minutes of episodes alone she:
- Went to the theatre
- Went to Italy on holiday
- Saw her friends and ate biscuits and juice.
- Went to a museum.
That’s not just out. That’s OUT out…and she doesn’t even say thank you to Mummy or Daddy pig. Rude.
In my equivalent 30 minutes I:
- Changed a sh*tty nappy.
- Found a missing sock that had been missing for some time (height of excitement being able to reunite that with its sock sibling again…)
- Emptied the dishwasher.
- Loaded the dishwasher.
- Cleaned a smashed up Fondant Fancy off the tv cabinet and a Thomas the Tank engine train (yes, the toddler has been at it again!)
- Emptied the bins.
So, as you can see, i would say that in a game of “whose had the most mundane and tedious day” top trumps, I’d probably win.