Things that p*ss me off: #4


Going to the toilet, reach across for some loo roll and this is what you’re faced with…

What an utter bugger.

“Don’t worry everyone! The toilet roll Fairy will replenish it for you!” I shout out with a bemused toddler staring at me.

“Can you get mummy some toilet roll Ben?”‘I ask.

He’s just turned 2.

He has no idea what I’m pointing at and just laughs at me and runs off. Typical.

Cue awkward waddling from the toilet to the bathroom cupboard to find some more so you can wipe.


The struggle is real. I now call myself “The toilet roll fairy”…


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  1. March 11, 2016 / 10:12 am

    Haha living in a house full of boys myself I totally get this! Gin is definitely the only saviour #effitfriday

  2. agentspitback
    March 11, 2016 / 10:56 am

    Heehee! Toilet Roll Fairy! I would like to order one of those puhleeesee!

  3. March 11, 2016 / 11:44 am

    We now have one of those loo roll storers right next to the toilet for this exact reason – if I don’t change it, it never gets done… #effitfriday

  4. March 11, 2016 / 11:55 am

    I think it may be time to invest in one myself… Thanks for reading and writing.x

  5. March 11, 2016 / 4:26 pm

    On the up side you have a VERY clean loo – wished mine looked like that! #effitfriday

  6. March 17, 2016 / 5:07 pm

    How amazing would it be if a toilet roll fairy existed?! Ours always seems to run out as I nip the loo on my way to the night feeding baby!

  7. March 17, 2016 / 5:14 pm

    Ah, Laura that’s the worst!!! We deffo need a loo roll fairy… Xx

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