The second day of December, and the second morning I have spent explaining to the toddler how the chuffing advent calendar works.

He just doesn’t get it.

“More choc choc now Mummy!” he yells.

“You can only have one a day poppet, sorry. Would you like to choose a different one out of the chocolate tub to have later instead?” I ask.

“No!!! Me want that one!!!!!!!!!”

Shit a brick.

December could be looooooong.

Anywhodlums, what has that naughty Deer with a Beer been up to today I wonder?

Click here to find out and read Day 2!