Conversation with a 21 month old…

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A sample of a conversation with my 21 month old from yesterday…

Toddler: (HAVING A SCREAMING TANTRUM FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHILST LYING ON THE FLOOR RESULTING IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A CONTEMPORARY DANCE DISPLAY)
Me: “What’s the matter Ben?”
Toddler: “NO!”
Me: “Would you like some juice?”
Toddler: “NO!”
Me: “Would you like some milk?”
Toddler: “NO!”
Me: “Would you like a cuddle?”
Toddler: “NO!”
Me: “Can I pick you up?”
Toddler: “NO!”
Me: (TRIES TO PICK TODDLER UP)
Toddler: (SCREAMS EVEN MORE, SLAPS ME AROUND THE FACE, WRIGGLES ABOUT LIKE AN ELECTRIC EEL AND SCREAMS “NO!”)
Me: “Shall I put you down?”
Toddler: “NO!”
Me: (PICKS HIM BACK UP AND DULY GETS ANOTHER SMACK ON THE CHOPS)
Toddler: “NO!”
Me: “I’ll just leave you here then Ben”
(PUTS HIM ON SOFA AND WALKS OFF)
Toddler: (COMES CHASING AFTER ME AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT WHILST SHOUTING “NO!”)
Me: (POURS SOME MILK INTO A CUP AND HANDS IT TO TODDLER) “Here you go”
Toddler: (LAUGHS AND GIGGLES HYSTERICALLY, KISSES HIS CUP OF MILK AND RUNS OFF TO DRINK IT).
Me: (POURS WINE, LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY AND RUNS OFF TO ROCK QUIETLY IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM).
The end.

 

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