It’s mine and Mr Knutts’ wedding anniversary today.
‘How lovely!’ you may say.
‘I hope you’re having a lovely romantic evening’…
I can sum my evening up in one photo.
This has been my view for the last hour…
If I move, even a butt cheek, it screams.
It isn’t sleepy, not one bit.
I don’t think it’s human.
It’s still very much awake.