An apple a day…

You leave the toddler for one minute to fetch a nappy and you return to find this…

Toyed with it and then destroyed it. Standard.

  




“What the Chuff?”

Afternoon crafts and the little one is painting one of his birthday presents (and most of the dining room). 
It’s an abstract piece about a love of trains and chaos (in equal measure) entitled, “What the chuff?”

 

Full of anger, hatred for Broccoli and emotion…

 
He’s informed me he’s entering it for the Turner Prize (he will be competing alongside other entries such as a poo covered in glitter and a half drunk cup of tea…)

 

He was actually having a lovely time and it will take pride of place on the shelf in his room…

 




The 4 stages of toddler realisation…

The 4 stages of Toddler realisation after making an utter mess of oneself during a mealtime…




D.O.T Strikes again… (Destroyer of Things)

And this is what happens when you try to decorate your home with nice things, like candles, and you have a toddler in the house…
The green bowl is his snack bowl.
The copper bowl is my candle.

Kids…