Alternative Motherhood challenge…

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On Facebook at the moment, there is a ‘Motherhood Challenge’ where you need to post 5 photos that make you proud to be a mother.

Here’s my alternative version of this challenge, where my children have done something to make it very difficult for me to be the mother I always imagined I would be (and I’ve maybe questioned my life choices… 😉)

 1) Bogey Man

Having a tantrum because I disagreed with his choice of licking these off his face rather than using a tissue…

 
 2) Sudocreme-gate

 

I was a little bit sad (translation: totally lost my sh&*) at this ones choice to smear Sudocreme all over himself, his bedding and his bedroom just after having a bath…

 
3) Thomas and Friends: The Spaghetti Incident

One of the many occasions Thomas the Tank Engine has been violated and an epic mess has been made…

4) Toddler code for “hello”

No, this isn’t contouring gone wrong, it’s a bruise caused by my toddler who thinks headbutting is code for “Oh hello Mummy! I love you!”

  
5) ‘New Carpet’…

A ‘game’ my eldest 2 boys used to love playing whilst mummy was doing jobs. The airing cupboard would often be emptied of towels and they would be placed on the stairs so we could have ‘new carpet’. I think Laurence Llwelyn-Bowen did the same thing on ‘Changing rooms’ once in 1990…

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