Bugger off Tooth fairy…


We’ve had meltdown central here tonight from the middle one due to the tooth fairy’s impending visit tonight…
WTF is he going to do with the tooth?! Make a shrine for it?! 

He did say mid tantrum that he was going to try and stick it back in his mouth but I advised against that idea (which means he will probably have a go at exactly that…)

I’m drinking Gin now, in preparation for my starring role later tonight as the tooth fairy, I find it really helps me get into character…


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  1. February 5, 2016 / 10:43 am

    Hmm, hope your mission went well last night & all was delivered and left safely!
    Unbeknownst to me, my daughter wrote a huge letter to her tooth fairy asking what her name was, where she lived, who was her best friend, how she gets here….it went on and on. I found it nearing midnight ( I had forgotten on my way up to bed the first time!) How I managed to scrawl a reply so late at night I don’t know, but it’s taught me a lesson. Everything just happens by magic – no more questions!

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