Bugger off Tooth fairy…

We’ve had meltdown central here tonight from the middle one due to the tooth fairy’s impending visit tonight…
WTF is he going to do with the tooth?! Make a shrine for it?! 

He did say mid tantrum that he was going to try and stick it back in his mouth but I advised against that idea (which means he will probably have a go at exactly that…)

I’m drinking Gin now, in preparation for my starring role later tonight as the tooth fairy, I find it really helps me get into character…