Deer with a Beer: Day 19

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(Here we go again!! Please sing the the following words written below to the tune of the popular Christmas Carol, “The twelve days of Christmas”…otherwise it’ll make no bloody sense and my already tentative rhyming will appear even worse. It’s been a long day…)


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On the first day of Christmas, the beer made me see;

A hot tub that was Chocolatey…

On the second day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
A blonde with some lovely boobies…

On the third day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
A Gruffalo trying to punch me…

On the fourth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
An old friend and a shot or three…

On the fifth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
My ex-wife wearing bondage for free…

On the sixth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Some cheesey balls that looked comfy…

On the seventh day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Big Brown Bear kissing a monkey…
On the eighth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
A carrot that looked healthy…
On the ninth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Some grilled chicken for my tea…
On the tenth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
My great breakdancing ability…

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the beer made me see; 
A full body workout DVD…
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Big brown Bear with flangipane for tea…

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Blitzen kissing my wife Ruby…

On the fourteenth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Myself in an action movie…

On the fifteenth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Blitzen’s blood all over my knee…

On the sixteenth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Me kissing my wife, Ruby…

On the seventeenth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
The new, epic star wars movie…
On the eighteenth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
A hot tub containing Ruby and me…

On the nineteenth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Me and Ruby sitting in a tree…K – I – S – S – I – N – G (how old skool is that?!)













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