Deer with a Beer: Day 7

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(Please sing the the following words written below to the tune of the popular Christmas Carol, “The twelve days of Christmas”…otherwise it’ll make no bloody sense and my already tentative rhyming will appear even worse. 
Thank you!)
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On the first day of Christmas, the beer made me see;

A hot tub that was Chocolatey…
On the second day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
A blonde with some lovely boobies…

On the third day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
A Gruffalo trying to punch me…

On the fourth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
An old friend and a shot or three…

On the fifth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
My ex-wife wearing bondage for free…

On the sixth day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Some cheesey balls that looked comfy…

On the seventh day of Christmas, the beer made me see;
Big Brown Bear kissing a monkey…

(Don’t ask me how she got into Rudoloh’s place, the cheeky monkey…she looked half Big Brown Bears age (and size) and stank of bananas).



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  1. February 10, 2021 / 11:23 am

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