Fact of the day. 29th July 2015

There is no such thing as a ‘non-spill’ cup.

Everyone lies – don’t believe their hollow claims or elaborate marketing ploys. 
This boy is hell bent on ensuring he finds a way to splatter juice out of every cup I try. Its a new hobby of his and he displays much satisfaction when he smears the juice into the furniture, and then into his hair.
He has been sent to destroy me…and my newly painted walls.