The Mini Knutts Q&A Session

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Today I thought i’d ask my 7 year old and 5 year old some questions to see what their answers were. Here’s what they said:


What does the Prime Minister do?
Mini Knutts 7: He makes the world fun.
Mini Knutts 5: He makes food.


At what age are you an adult?
Mini Knutts 7: Probably when you get married. 32?
Mini Knutts 5: I don’t know what an adult is. 14?


If you could have one rule at home, what would it be?
Mini Knutts 7: Have the TV on all the time on kids TV.
Mini Knutts 5: That everything was made of cheese.


If you could fill a shopping trolley full of food, what would it contain?
Mini Knutts 7: Pork Pies
Mini Knutts 5: Cheese!!!!!


What’s the most useful thing you’ve learnt at school that you’ll need as a grown up?
Mini Knutts 7: Maths. Because it makes you clever.
Mini Knutts 5: The water cycle.


If animals could talk, how would life be different?
Mini Knutts 7: We’d know if they needed a poo.
Mini Knutts 5: We wouldn’t eat them because they would be friends.


If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Mini Knutts 7: Id go to the park, then to McDonald’s to eat all their chicken nuggets and chips and then I’d go to the cinema without paying.
Mini Knutts 5: I’d spend the day scaring people for fun.


If you were a teacher and your class of children were being naughty, what would you do?
Mini Knutts 7: I’d put them all in detention.
Mini Knutts 5: I’d put them all in a cage and when they behaved themselves they would be allowed out one at a time.


If you could live in one place forever, where would it be?
Mini Knutts 7: Legoland
Mini Knutts 5: Legoland


Where is your favourite place to visit?
Mini Knutts 7: Legoland
Mini Knutts 5: Legoland


If you could give all the children in the world a present, what would it be?
Mini Knutts 7: Pork Pies
Mini Knutts 5: water and food


What is Daddy’s favourite drink?
Mini Knutts 7: Beer
Mini Knutts 5: Beer


What is Mummy’s favourite drink?
Mini Knutts 7: Coffee
Mini Knutts 5: Coke-a-cola


What does Daddy do for a job?
Mini Knutts 7: He fixes computers.
Mini Knutts 5: He plays on computers all day.


Can money make you happy:
Mini Knutts 7: ALWAYS!!
Mini Knutts 5: yes, because you can hug it.


So there we have it. 
Even at the tender ages of 7 and 5, the children understand the importance of money, alcohol and caffeine.
I’d say I’ve bought them up pretty well on that basis…
TTFN
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