Good morning Tossers!!!
…wait, wait, wait, I’m not being rude or derogatory, it’s….
STUFF YOURSELF WITH FRIED EGGS, MILK AND FLOUR DAY!!!
Let’s hope nobody has a Daddy Pig related mishap… (He’s such a clown)
I’ll be using my trusty childrens recipe book to make my pancake mix, which I’ve had since I was 9 years old. It’s foolproof and even tells you what utensils you’ll need. Marvelous. Sadly it doesn’t explain how to make a shed load of pancakes whilst you have 3 children in the house chanting, “Toss! Toss! Toss! Toss!” (which is hilarious in itself) and are waiting in anticipation of the big moment where you try to launch the pancake into the stratosphere…only for it to get stuck to the pan, fold itself over and cook itself into a pancake which resembles a dog turd. Oh the shame. Every sodding year.
Oh, and NEVER expect the first pancake to go right. It’s always a reject one in our house – by that I mean it’s the only one I get to eat because my family are such gluttons when it comes to these fried discs of yumminess that by the time they’re full up, there’s no batter mix left for me… Sob. (I may cry into the batter mixture just so they taste of my bitter resentment).
So, have a jolly good day all you Tossers out there!
“I just made a pancake with a hole in it! Holy crepe!”