Get your Bake On – Poo Emoji Meringues!


Holy Crap!

No, fear not friends, I’ve not encountered the alleyway poop lady again.

If you’ve no idea what I’m jibbering about, quite normal, here is a link to the post that I’m on about to explain all…I’d advise reading it after you’ve eaten).

So…anyhoodlums, today’s “Get your bake on” recipe is…

Poo Emoji Meringues


Officially, probably, the only time you’ll ever want to eat a turd….

The kids thought these were great and, as a lovely friend said to me, they appeal to all their senses! What kids wouldn’t find eating a poo emoji funny?!

Ideal as a quirky addition to any school bake sale, these little dudes would be sure to fly off the table like sh*t off a shovel!



100g Caster Sugar

2 Large Egg Whites

1 large tablespoon of sifted cocoa powder

Brown food colouring (optional, but makes the ‘Poops’ more brown in colour than just the cocoa alone)

To Decorate

White writing Icing

Black Writing Icing

*Makes about 8 fairly large, cupcake sized, poops. You could also make more smaller ones, or one ENORMOUS one*

The world is your…poop?!



  1. Pre-heat your oven to 100’c – low and slow is the name of the game here…
  2. Get a large baking tray and some greaseproof paper/baking parchment
  3. Using a pencil and something small and round (I used a mini roll of cellotape), draw circles onto your baking parchment, leaving gaps of 1 inch between them.
  4. Once the circles are drawn on your paper, turn the paper over so the pencil won’t be touching the mixture but so that you can still see the markings.
  5. Separate your eggs and place the whites into your clean and dry mixing bowl.
  6. Beat the egg whites for several minutes with an electric whisk, or in a mixer, until they are thick and hold firm peaks when you raise the beaters.
  7. Keep beating, gradually adding the caster sugar and then the cocoa powder a tablespoon at a time, until it is thoroughly incorporated and you have a very thick, glossy meringue.
  8. Spoon the mixture into a piping bag, I used disposable ones. You don’t need a piping tip for this recipe if you’re using disposable bags. If you’re using re-useable ones, a large, circular piping tip is best for these. Another tip here is to roll the top of your piping bag over a pint glass so it doesn’t move or get too messy when filling it up.
  9. Pipe in a circular motion to make your poo emoji shapes, think whippy ice cream and finish with a peak at the top. Try to keep them essentially the same size.
  10. Place in the oven and bake for three hours, then remove from the oven and leave to cool completely.
  11. Once cool, pipe the whites of the poo emojis eyes onto your meringues.
  12. Then do a small, happy mouth. Almost a boomerang shape. Leave to dry a little.
  13. Once the white icing has dried a little, add the black pupils onto the eyes.
  14. And, you’re done! Poo Emoji Meringues!
  15. When storing, keep in an airtight container for a few days. Airtight is important, or they will start to soften, and nobody wants a squidgy poop…







Do share your attemps at these Poo Emoji Meringues with me on my facebook page or over on Instagram by tagging me in your photos! I love seeing what you’ve all made!


Happy Pooping!



  1. May 5, 2016 / 10:24 am

    I will have to attempt this, hopefully it will work out better than my pancakes! 🙂

  2. admin
    May 5, 2016 / 10:34 am

    I think that’s the best pancake EVER! X

  3. May 5, 2016 / 1:15 pm

    Love them! You always make me laugh, Gemma!

  4. May 5, 2016 / 6:05 pm

    These are my favourite meringues … ever!

  5. May 5, 2016 / 6:31 pm

    I love these! Did you know the emoji poo, was actually designed to be a chocolate icecream, but us hooligans just assumed it must be a big turd…true story! x

  6. admin
    May 5, 2016 / 9:33 pm

    Haha!!! Amy that’s amazing!! Nope, I had no idea about that! Brilliant!! I’m not too far off then!
    They’ve divided opinion, most love them, a few on Twitter aren’t so sure! xx

  7. admin
    May 8, 2016 / 8:19 am

    thanks Louise!!! We love poo emojis in our house – someone told me it was originally chocolate ice cream but everyone thought it looked more like a poop and the poo emoji was born!
    I like the poop better!x

  8. admin
    May 27, 2016 / 11:35 pm

    Haha!!! Ah, thanks Ashliegh!xx

  9. September 18, 2017 / 11:16 am

    BAHAHA! The world is your poop! Trixie would like these 😉

  10. September 18, 2017 / 3:06 pm

    Haha, what great fun! Love the idea of this, I know my nephews and niece would find it hilarious x #bigpinklink

  11. September 18, 2017 / 4:46 pm

    Okay, I must confess that I really don’t like the poo emoji and it sets my teeth on edge a little when I see it as a cushion or bag. But, I honestly quite like it in meringue form. Seeing them as crispy, light, edible chocolate finally helps me see the joke in a smiley poo. And your squidgy storage gag really made me smile. #bigpinklink
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  12. September 18, 2017 / 6:05 pm

    Hi, I love meringues and chocolate so theses are a must try, and great fun to make with the children #bigpinklink
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  13. September 18, 2017 / 8:37 pm

    These are brilliant! And gluten free so a big thumbs up in my book. I actually said I’d eat my baby’s poo because I loved her so much when she was a newborn – I was sleep deranged a first time mum! #bigpinklink

  14. September 19, 2017 / 4:49 pm

    Oh these are so fab! My boys are obsessed with emojis at the moment so will definitely give these a go at the weekend – they actually look so cute!! Thanks for sharing and for hosting #bigpinklink

  15. September 19, 2017 / 8:21 pm

    lol, Honey is going to love making these! #bigpinklink

  16. September 19, 2017 / 8:21 pm

    lol, Honey is going to love making these! #bigpinklink

  17. September 21, 2017 / 9:22 pm

    Ahahaha these are bloody hilarious! Meringues are Amelia’s favourite treat, so I’m going to have to make these! #bigpinklink

  18. September 21, 2017 / 9:39 pm

    I totally need to try these out, my eldest would think they’re hilarious and I am NEVER one to turn down meringue!!! Thanks for being a wonderful cohost this week lovely xx #bigpinklink

  19. September 22, 2017 / 12:44 am

    I love this and want so much to do this for/with my littles. My little is allergic to eggs, and we are having her tested. We think she may have outgrown it (oh i hope so). If she has, this may be the treat to celebrate with! #bigpinklink! Bookmarked!
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  20. September 22, 2017 / 3:43 pm

    These sure do look a lot of fun and I like the fact they appeal to the senses. #bigpinklink

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