Things that p*ss me off: #4

Going to the toilet, reach across for some loo roll and this is what you’re faced with…

What an utter bugger.

“Don’t worry everyone! The toilet roll Fairy will replenish it for you!” I shout out with a bemused toddler staring at me.

“Can you get mummy some toilet roll Ben?”‘I ask.

He’s just turned 2.

He has no idea what I’m pointing at and just laughs at me and runs off. Typical.

Cue awkward waddling from the toilet to the bathroom cupboard to find some more so you can wipe.


The struggle is real. I now call myself “The toilet roll fairy”…


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