The second day of December, and the second morning I have spent explaining to the toddler how the chuffing advent calendar works.
He just doesn’t get it.
“More choc choc now Mummy!” he yells.
“You can only have one a day poppet, sorry. Would you like to choose a different one out of the chocolate tub to have later instead?” I ask.
“No!!! Me want that one!!!!!!!!!”
Shit a brick.
December could be looooooong.
Anywhodlums, what has that naughty Deer with a Beer been up to today I wonder?