So this conversation just happened…
Middle one: “Luke, I think Ben is being a bit of a Punk today isn’t he….”
Eldest: “Yeah, he is”.
Middle one: “Hey Ben! Stop being such a Punk! Mummy is poorly and she has really bad fluid*!!”
*he meant Flu…not fluid. I’m not swelling up yet, thankfully. Well, actually, if I am it’s only due to Easter egg consumption and not due to flu.