So this conversation just happened…
Middle one: “Luke, I think Ben is being a bit of a Punk today isn’t he….”

Eldest: “Yeah, he is”.

Middle one: “Hey Ben! Stop being such a Punk! Mummy is poorly and she has really bad fluid*!!” 

*he meant Flu…not fluid. I’m not swelling up yet, thankfully. Well, actually, if I am it’s only due to Easter egg consumption and not due to flu.